If this film was judged based on my expectations of it
before seeing it, it would get a glorious five stars for being exactly as
predicted, utterly painful and not even remotely funny.
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| Yes, i should have seen it coming when i saw the poster |
I know I should have avoided this like the plague, but the
early instalments of the franchise were pretty funny in a totally mindless kind
of way. I missed the fourth one, but remember the third wasn’t too bad. And after
recent cinematic travesties such as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Super hero
Movie, Movie Movie and so on, I thought the return of a familiar name, and the
one that (unfortunately) started them all may not be so bad (I must have been
out of it). So, not one to judge before seeing a film, I went in with an open
mind, and left feeling like it had just been defecated on.
The plot is not only thin, but also all over the place as
the makers try to cram in a rediculour combination of movie parodies, some of which are not even
current (Inception, black swan, Rise of the Planet of the Apes) some which haven’t
(or at the time of making wouldn’t have,) even been released (Evil Dead, Mama)
and some which are not even films (50 shades of grey), and if you hadn't noticed, most of which are not even horror movies. Each and every so called parody
falls flat imediatly, and instead resorts to a slapstick fist fight, every single time.
In Short: Charlie Sheen’s career is further down the toilet
than previously believed, and former Disney teen queen Ashley Tisdale had
jumped in with him (possibly in a dreadful attempt to distance herself from her
tween friendly typecast) as previously stated avoid like the plague.
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